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Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 12:49 PM
So it's the long weekend.. You know, I really don't like long weekends, they should be optional.

But, I guess, cruising through the internet I did find some quotes, or sayings, or whatever, I found extremely funny. I mean, that doesn't mean they ARE funny, I just think so.

I'll share several of my favourites;

- Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

- The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have an 'S' in it?

- Don't steal. The government hates competition.

- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

  • Mood: Suggestive

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  • Current Residence: Muskoka, Ontario.
  • Interests: Poetry, photography, sunsets on the water, hugs, stuff.
  • Favourite movie: Stalking Laurie, Zoolander, The Ring, etc.
  • Favourite artist: Shirley McNeil, RIP
  • Operating System: Vista.
  • MP3 player of choice: My iPod.
  • Shell of choice: Ninja Turtle.
  • Skin of choice: My own.
  • Personal Quote: Never regret something that once made you smile.
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:iconheart-crushed:
Thanks for the favourite! :D

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Je suis un petit dejeuner
What? Now you're racist against silver people?
Life can be only a memory...
:iconmusic-lover-stock:
thanks for the fav^_^ sorry bout how long it took
:icondheemaz:
hi there..:dance:

please visit my other DA account
:iconadieajah:

please support meee :D :D aaight :hug: :hug:
need your comment n critique :D :D
regards
soejoto. design|photography
:iconadieajah:,:icondheemaz:

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:iconsearif:
I know I am a bit late in saying this, but thanks for the fave.
:iconxnatalie:
thank you so much for the favorite! (:

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-nilb.
i can feel you all around me, thickening the air im breathing

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