So it's the long weekend.. You know, I really don't like long weekends, they should be optional.

But, I guess, cruising through the internet I did find some quotes, or sayings, or whatever, I found extremely funny. I mean, that doesn't mean they ARE funny, I just think so.

I'll share several of my favourites;

- Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

- The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have an 'S' in it?

- Don't steal. The government hates competition.

- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?